Today a very good looking guy who reminded me of Ezio walked into my store, with a scary creature that looked like snooki… and I had a sad.
Meh
Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers
WHY ARE YOU EVEN LEAVING THE HOUSE? WHY AREN’T YOU IN SOME KIND OF PROTECTIVE BUBBLE? SURELY THAT WOULD BE SAFER.
NERVOUS TROUBLE OF ANY SORT
STEVE WHY ARE YOU EVEN TOUCHING THAT ALCOHOL THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU ALCOHOL POISONING









